There's a fire in the sky

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

sir-ryan-lancelot:

sexinabottle:

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

"Nope, I’m listening to this in your bedroom as well."

C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

Why is DreamWorks in this Disney post?

Because it’s not just about Disney?

phlynn:

British boys ❤️

phlynn:

British boys ❤️

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

Doctor Who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE

Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING

Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE

Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT

imaginethebutts:

i am neither boy or girl i am punk rock

foreveralone-lyguy:

me too, kid

foreveralone-lyguy:

me too, kid

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today